Hi! My name is Martha, I'm 18 years old and I'm from Brazil!
Get to know me, I dare you!
@MarthaUhlig

 carrots hidden in this page

fionagoddess:

American Horror Story: Freak Show - Premiere


the question i’ve asked most often during our marriage, if not out loud, if not to the person who could answer. i suppose these questions storm cloud over every marriage: what are you thinking? how are you feeling? who are you? what have we done to each other?

                               w h a t   w i l l   w e   d o ?


Benedict Cumberbatch for Out Magazine [x]


"Do you know when I was born? On the twentieth of October, in the Year of Our Lord nineteen hundred and eighteen.”

H A P P Y  9 6 T H  B I R T H D A Y ,  S A S S E N A C H !


tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors


you said you would steal my heart.


I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.


get to know me (20 current celebrity crushes): jade thirlwall


Emmy Rossum photographed by Jeffe Vespa for "The Art of Discovery" [x]


humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.



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